LIVE MUSIC: through the mighty spirit of the patron god yarga, pilam presents to you fantastic live music by bands from philadelphia and abroad. event info frequently here.
TO BOOK YOUR BAND or for more information, contact stephen potter: sa at sas.upenn.edu
HAPPY HOUR: thursdays from 10pm to 2am, the nebulous forces of the universe gather at 3914 spruce street. they form a creature wholly awesome, with so many legs that it dances with the force of five exploding suns, a liver made of pure invincible, and a heart of rock and roll. come as you are. you won't regret it.
HUMAN BARBECUE: human barbecue is like a flower. when you water it, it grows. when you shout at it, it gets sad. when you take off your clothes...well...it does too. human bbq is about moist flesh damply smacking against the quivering loins of society, only to be cut, cooked, and enjoyed by all. it's also about live bands playing all day long. april 2008: human barbecue triple x: choose-your-own sex joke.
PHOTOGRAPHS: the shapeshifting beauty that is pilam: link.
THE FACE OF PILAM: click here, internet user.
BE OUR FRIEND: myspace cadet. also, event info.
ONE OF US??!: it's easier than transferring. close the gap between your present and future selves. heaven's already full. don't ruin your life; let us do it for you. get a fantastic view of success from an adequately safe distance. it only hurts the first few times. there's two sides to every story, so join pilam: it's your word against theirs. not four years, but...several? contact guam (danumann at seas.upenn.edu) or show up if you're interesteding.